you are a cockroach.

you bring shame to the other animals of the kingdom with your habit of hoarding and feasting upon garbage. when you are seen in daylight, the other animals hiss and shriek. but it is much worse when they stomp.

how pitiful, you are condemned to this life. how could there be anything worse than this? is all of the garbage worth it? how do you cope with the darkness of the darkest night?